Me: So, I just want to make sure that if I go to knitting it won't end up like last time.
Android: What happened last time?
Me: Um. You called me and were really pissed because the boy was crying and you were mad at me.
Android: Those were extemporaneous circumstances.
Me: Wait. What?
Android: No! I'm right this time! (madly clicking to the dictionary on our dashboard)
Me: I think you mean extenuating...
Android: Extemporaneous: spoken or done without prepara... f**k you.
And just because he's cute, here's the Czar on Thanksgiving.
The New PostSecret Book
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