Something I never thought I'd hear myself say:
"Oh my! That was the bestest burp EVER!"
Also - I have a song I sing when changing his diaper. Set to the tune of "Camptown Races". Original, right?
Ivan has a poopy butt, doo daa doo daa
Ivan has a poopy butt all the stinkin' time
Gonna wipe all night, gonna wipe all day
Ivan had a poopy butt, but now he smells okay.
*sigh*
How long do I get to blame the lack of continuous sleep?
The New PostSecret Book
9 years ago
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I used to say, "No poop for you!" a la the Soup Nazi. Tom kept saying it didn't make any sense because clearly there was poop, and lots of it, for everyone - but I just ignored him 'cause he is a spoilsport.
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