Sunday, November 30, 2008

Actual Conversation - Crazy Husband Edition

Android: Blahblahblahblahblah

Me: (Looking up from the computer) Did you say something?

Android: Yeah. Do you ever listen to me?

Me: You can't just start talking and expect me to listen to you! You have to say "Webby..." then start talking!

Android: Who else would I be talking to?

Me: Are you kidding? You talk to the cats, you talk to the baby, you talk to yourself, you talk to your BEER. Now. What were you saying to me?


Android: I was saying that this hard cider isn't bad if you add some sugar to it.

Me: Yeah, it's pretty good.

Oh, and because I am both way too cool for school AND tragically behind the times, I'm going to post here every day in the month of December. You have been warned.

1 comment:

Mama Grouch said...

Hey! Look at you going all NiMaGoBlah! So proud!

Did I mention that I all I want in the world is some hard cider and yet I am too lazy to come and get it? That and we are all disease ridden over here so I am kinda keeping us quarantined.