Android: Blahblahblahblahblah
Me: (Looking up from the computer) Did you say something?
Android: Yeah. Do you ever listen to me?
Me: You can't just start talking and expect me to listen to you! You have to say "Webby..." then start talking!
Android: Who else would I be talking to?
Me: Are you kidding? You talk to the cats, you talk to the baby, you talk to yourself, you talk to your BEER. Now. What were you saying to me?
*blink*
Android: I was saying that this hard cider isn't bad if you add some sugar to it.
Me: Yeah, it's pretty good.
Oh, and because I am both way too cool for school AND tragically behind the times, I'm going to post here every day in the month of December. You have been warned.
The New PostSecret Book
10 years ago
1 comment:
Hey! Look at you going all NiMaGoBlah! So proud!
Did I mention that I all I want in the world is some hard cider and yet I am too lazy to come and get it? That and we are all disease ridden over here so I am kinda keeping us quarantined.
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